Hello. My name is Lee.

I am a writer and an artist, and as such, things related to art and writing will frequently be posted here.

I am, more often than not, a fairly happy and well-adjusted person, and I no longer have the patience or time to associate with people who are not. So if you happen to be one, please vacate the premises promptly.

 

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balambhotel:

Stray Dog’s Story

on monday, he finds a pea
come tuesday, he bags the pea
on wednesday, he shows the pea to his son
on thursday, the pea kicks and screams
come friday, he grinds up the pea
come saturday, he buries the pea outside
the pea is in the ground
and by sunday it can’t be found

goodnight young pea
goodnight, young pea.

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chirart:

thebluebadger:

batgirl2014:

gingeritt:

coffeeafterdark:

I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

This is the best accident ever. 

image

dang

Played 52,198 times

batgirl99:

l0v3i5av3rb:

loserboypanda:

organizationxiii:

enigmaticagentalice:

thelittlekneesofbees:

oliviaveracity:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

GODDAMNIT TUMBLR

TH

omg i’m crying

REBLOGGING AGAIN OH MY GOD

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the-doctor-harry:

“Oh, Bubblegum” Orchestra version by Blake Robinson () from the Adventure Time episode, “I Remember You” featuring Ice King and Marceline the Vampire Queen.

A wiggly orchestration of ‘Oh Bubblegum’ from the show Adventure Time. The first song from the latest episode was too catchy not to orchestrate while working on something. Featuring singing by myself.

Lyrics:

Slime Princess you’re alright,
Flame Princess you’re okay
Wildberry Princess could be better
All of the princesses are pretty alright but…
Oh Bubblegum… You look like a lot of fun
I’m right outside, and that is how I know
Hey Princess did you get my text?
With the picture of my awesome gun show.
I’m also working on my pecs,
If you’d like I’ll send a picture of that too
Oh Bubblegum… I really need someone
or anyone… Pretty much anyone
I’m so alone.
Will somebody tell me what’s wrong with me?
Anybody?!
Anybody?!
Anybody?!

Download Link

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citrusmalicious:

emilylikesaliens:

u-ok:

thelinesgoingsouth:

Clint Eastwood (The Gorillaz cover)

This, people. This is what bad ass sounds like.

iS THIS EVEN REAL AM I ALIVE IM CRYING THIS IS OS GREA8T

Whaaaaaa this is just. great.


i need this

(Source: thefeelingiforgot)

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equivocarse:

Didn’t meet you in an alley
The cats they weren’t complaining
I met you in the daylight
Our visions misbehaving
I offer you my temper
With the hope that you would tame me
We built ourselves a shelter
You will always be my baby

Feeling, keep on feeling, keep on feeling

I only wanna be your one life stand
Tell me, do you stand by your man? 

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hieroh:

heysammy:

lunahorizon:

So I mixed the original Gangnam Style with the Orchestral version and

[strobing gif expressing overwhelming shock removed by @itspartofmyprocess for accessibility]

hOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKIING SHIT 



this might be the best thing I have EVER reblogged