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opinionatedwiley: “i am so done here” What’s wrong? oh it was my way of being a cryptic fucker and saying i made a new blog (note: just send me an ask if u want the url)

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i am so done here

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arekrap: Things you’ve probably never thought about thewaymyheartbeats: Not a single one of your ancestors has ever failed in getting laid (Most people on tumblr will probably break the chain) If you are 80 years old, you have lived through over 1/3 of America’s history At one point, you were the youngest person in the world. If a woman who is an only child has all boys (or no children at...

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l/f> someone who is capable of drawing both...

i have a picture i want to commission

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Mfw I finally decide to work on coming up with...

Wutever CALL DA COPS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

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Nov 22nd

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sandetiger: lifeinthearctic: lesincompetent: I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this hahaha shit. oh fuck. yes

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kissmycountryass: coronaandryne: galacticempireofcolleen: weaknessvoicegracechoice: silverhex: themunchkym: I JUST CANNOT EVEN THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON THE INTERNET. Also, imagine when this girl is 25 and sees this video again. also you will get your period lmfao i dont even know what is hAPPENING RIGHT NOW Melissa….i mean Melisia What what what.. EL OH EL They...

Nov 15th

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Damn Son

American Horror Story is an intense show

Nov 15th

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Australian university colleges have officially...

transhumanisticpanspermia: theteratophile: echoing-artemis: And no, this time I’m not talking about St Paul’s and its pro-rape facebook group and ongoing rape culture (although we could all stand a reminder that shit like “they can’t say no with a cock in their mouth” still exists in 2012). But tumblr, I really need a signal boost on this one. People need to know. If I were to walk into...

Nov 14th

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mohawkdandy: charmsandpandas replied to your post: I don’t understand where these followers are… adam that dinosaur is really scary please put it away never can’t stop won’t stop appropriate in every situation also only image I currently have on my computer A+ POST BEST POST ON TUMBLR

Nov 14th

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Hipster: You have two aurochs. You kill one and fashion it into an original leather outfit. You take pictures of the other for instagram and use its milk for Starbucks coffee.
Cuilism: I give you a hamburger.

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On trigger warnings

baconmane: How many of you have seen Wreck It Ralph? I’m not gonna say anything specific, so as not to spoil anything serious, but there’s one scene in there where Felix makes a comment, a relatively innocuous one, to another character, and that character has a traumatic flash back and freaks the fuck out. That, my friends, my followers, is a trigger. A trigger is not getting upset, a trigger...

Nov 13th

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The Rip

seinfelt: Elaine accumulates so many shoes that they become a sentient organism. The resulting horror escapes her apartment and stampedes relentlessly through Central Park. Watching the monster wreak its havoc, Elaine’s biggest worry is that someone will criticize her taste in footwear. Kramer finds a hole in an alleyway that he believes to be a rip in time and space. When asked to justify his...

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